Simulator of the life of a 30-year-old in the UK

(nicksimulator.com)

105 pontos | por kostyal 240 dias atrás

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  • mike-cardwell
    240 dias atrás
    I live in the East Midlands in the UK. You can grab a reasonable first house here for less than £150k quite easily. So you'll need a 5% deposit, £7,500 for one of those. One person on an average salary for the area would be able to afford a mortgage for a house like this on their own. But Nick has a girlfriend, who can hopefully work, so should be able to afford it easily.

    But half of people earn less than the mean salar though. So what about those on minimum wage? Well, one person with a full time minimum wage job should be able to get a mortgage for close to £100k, so wouldn't be able to afford a £150k house on their own. They could scrape by and get a house close to £100k though. There are plenty of these. Again, two people on minimum wage should have no problem.

    I recognise that people have all sorts of different circumstances, so this is not meant to minimise the difficulty of affording property, but I'm just not recognising this claim from the outset that you need a £100k deposit or high paid job to get on the property ladder. It's hard, but it's doable for most.

    And on top of this, Lifetime ISAS are a thing, so you only need to save up 80% of your deposit, the govt will pay the rest. And shared ownership is a thing, making it even easier.

    • 1dom
      240 dias atrás
      Start pressing buttons and you'll see even more weird claims that most sane Brits won't recognise. This is a weird website that probably shouldn't be given much time.
      • Tade0
        240 dias atrás
        The usage of the GOV.UK Design System is a nice touch though.
      • extraisland
        240 dias atrás
        I am from the UK and recognise most of the absolute nonsense highlighted. It is hyperbolic sure, but I kinda giggled at some of the gags in it.
    • extraisland
      240 dias atrás
      Many people want to live in close proximity to their family. There are good reasons for this (you have a support network).

      I want to move back closer to my family as they are getting older. I would like to move back so I can spend more time with my father as he is retiring this year. To afford a flat in Dorset it is 30,000 deposit. A deposits on a house would be about somewhere between £30,000-£100,000.

      These aren't mansions BTW. These are normal 2-3 bed houses.

      > But half of people earn less than the mean salar though. So what about those on minimum wage? Well, one person with a full time minimum wage job should be able to get a mortgage for close to £100k, so wouldn't be able to afford a £150k house on their own. They could scrape by and get a house close to £100k though. There are plenty of these. Again, two people on minimum wage should have no problem.

      My two bed flat (that I got cheap) is £110,000 and I am in the North-West. I've not seen any houses up here that were worth buying less than £200,000.

      You typically need a 15% deposit on a flat. I managed to go with some rando building society and get 10%.

      Any houses that are £150,000 are always in horrible parts of town or they are complete dumps and need complete renovation.

      If you are on a minimum wage (I spent 8 years on it) it is difficult to save money and when something like the boiler goes you are screwed.

    • gsliepen
      240 dias atrás
      > But half of people earn less than the mean salary though.

      That's incorrect. Half of people earn less than the median salary. Depending on where you live, it could be that a lot more than half earn less than the mean salary.

      • mike-cardwell
        240 dias atrás
        Sorry yes. Brain fart. I meant median
    • _dain_
      240 dias atrás
      >And on top of this, Lifetime ISAS are a thing, so you only need to save up 80% of your deposit, the govt will pay the rest. And shared ownership is a thing, making it even easier.

      LISAs are a trap if you want to buy in the South. You can only use it if the value of the property is £450k or less. The limit hasn't been raised since 2017 despite crazy house price inflation. So many people got completely fucked by this; they have their money locked up in the LISA, can't buy a house near London with it, and can't transfer it to something else without a huge penalty.

      See: https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2025/06/lifetime-isa-...

      More broadly, "the govt pays the rest" is part of the problem. All this help-to-buy stuff amounts to demand subsidies that just push prices higher and higher.

      • mike-cardwell
        240 dias atrás
        > LISAs are a trap if you want to buy in the South. You can only use it if the value of the property is £450k or less

        In London it limits you. Outside of London, including most of the South, where the vast majority of British people live, most first houses cost less than £450k.

        The limit should have been raised though yes. Or perhaps it should be set by region, I don't know. Hopefully it will be updated at some point.

    • rhubarbtree
      240 dias atrás
      This is true. You don’t need a £100K deposit unless you want to live in a £1M house, which is not necessary in the UK. If you want to buy a big apartment in central London or a four bed house near London, sure. But most people would consider that a luxury and not a necessity to raise a family.
      • extraisland
        240 dias atrás
        My father just sold his house down south. It was a 4 bedroom house. I think he got somewhere between £500-700k for it. £1M for a house isn't that crazy in the South-West.

        He bought it decades ago much cheaper.

  • jamesalvarez
    240 dias atrás
    This could actually be good but instead it just comes across as a coded xenophobic rant. Wasted opportunity!
    • 1dom
      240 dias atrás
      Great way of putting it.

      This looks like ragebait.

      First 2 things I saw:

      - the idea that £100k deposit is needed to buy a house

      - some weird stuff about nationwide initiatives and hypothesised awkward conversations with people who might be Muslims.

      Maybe I got unlucky?

      • ffsm8
        240 dias atrás
        Sounds more like you live in a better area then he does. And by better I mean with less issues, not richer necessarily.

        While I admit that I don't live in the UK, I suspect it's similar to my experience from over the sea in Hamburg. I've recently moved there into a district with >50% migrants for roughly 3 yrs - not really expecting anything as I was still positive about everything.

        Finding apartment listings in the online portals explicitly saying they will only allow Muslims was surprising to me, but I ignored it thinking, whatever.

        Well, after moving into another apartment in the same area was an eye opener for me.

        Really, I'm frankly surprised there are people still in denial how bad it's gotten. Well, not really surprised. I mean I was one of them in 2021.

    • Neil44
      240 dias atrás
      I knew it was going to be coded from the headline, wasn't sure in which direction. Cheers for saving the click.
      • extraisland
        240 dias atrás
        I wasn't. It was more a satire on some of the ridiculous stuff in UK political culture and corporate culture.

        In it is literally has emails from Linda on total nonsense corporate cringe stuff that I am shielded from because I wfh.

    • derelicta
      240 dias atrás
      I know right. Folks don't understand that people who come to our countries are also workers whose countries have been destroyed by OUR elites. A bit of solidarity would be healthy, useful and anchored in reality.
      • subsistence234
        240 dias atrás
        Whenever anyone on earth does something bad, it's basically Nick's fault. Nobody except Nick has agency or responsibility. They're all victims, except Nick.
    • spangry
      240 dias atrás
      I missed that bit. What did it say?
      • lucumo
        240 dias atrás
        The first three questions I got were:

        - Wishing a colleague a Eid Mubarak, at which the colleague mentions that she's no longer of the faith.

        - It's Odd Socks day for Alzheimer awareness. Will you take off a sock? (No -> Linda disapproves.)

        - Bring your dog to work day, will you bring treats to work? (No -> it got canceled anyway because of complaints.)

        This just sounds like an exhausting attitude to go through life.

        • extraisland
          240 dias atrás
          It is satire about working in a large corporation in the UK.
          • lucumo
            240 dias atrás
            Oh no, I got that. It's just satire of the whiny kind instead of actually funny or interesting.
            • extraisland
              240 dias atrás
              I don't Agree. I got a few giggles out of it. Especially the emails from "Linda", as I literally get those types of emails.

              I think generally it was reasonably well done as a novelty joke website that is obviously trying to make a political point. That in itself makes it reasonably interesting IMO.

          • rvz
            240 dias atrás
            Exactly. Most HNers here are having a difficult time in telling what is satire these days.
            • extraisland
              240 dias atrás
              Some of events I swear are straight of Yes Minister or The Office.
        • ThrowawayTestr
          240 dias atrás
          Yeah, office life is exhausting
      • komali2
        240 dias atrás
        Overblown dog whistles about "celebrate hijab day" or some such made-up nonsense I only hear about in conservative self victimisation fantasies.
        • extraisland
          240 dias atrás
          There is an option to that question where it has a relatively positive outcome and you have lunch with her and presumable are on better terms afterwards. Which tells me that the author isn't dog whistling at all and it is more a lampooning the weird cringe stuff that you are expected to take part in one of these large corps.

          In fact something like this sounds like it comes straight out of office space.

        • password321
          240 dias atrás
          I volunteered at a school. Rather than celebrating Christmas or Halloween, they had to celebrate Diwali because Christmas/Halloween might be too offensive or not inclusive enough. The country has gone mad.
          • komali2
            240 dias atrás
            1. I don't believe your framing

            2. What's wrong with celebrating Diwali?

            3. Why should anyone care? Did anyone stop you from celebrating Christmas with your friends and family?

            P.s. according to your post history you have based anti capitalist positioning on the pointlessness of most white collar labor, what happened to make you participate on the wrong side in a meaningless culture war that's just a distraction from the reduction in material conditions of the working class?

            • password321
              240 dias atrás
              Well of course you don’t believe me, it goes against your narrative. But I’m sure someone living in Taiwan knows better than someone British currently in the UK.

              Also that is quite an overreach on basic observations that are generally agreed upon and weren't anti-capitalist.

              • olddustytrail
                240 dias atrás
                I don't believe you because I live in the UK and the idea that people don't celebrate Christmas is beyond moronic. The shops start doing Christmas stuff the day after Halloween. It's unending Christmas songs for two months.

                Tell me you seriously didn't notice this.

                • password321
                  240 dias atrás
                  Shops != schools. Go to a school, they are brainwashing children.

                  Shops will do whatever makes them profit, they are not strictly run by the government.

                  • olddustytrail
                    240 dias atrás
                    Schools are not strictly run by the government either. Learn how schools work before commenting.

                    A fair number of my family are teachers so check your facts before trying your lazy assertions.

              • komali2
                240 dias atrás
                2. What's wrong with celebrating Diwali?

                3. Why should anyone care?

                Most neoliberals (your entire political class) would vehemently disagree with the idea that the labor market is as high as 30% inefficiency, least of all in white collar jobs. That's not how they believe capitalism works. In their fantasy, pointless jobs can't exist, or at least not at such a high volume, since the invisible hand of the market would eliminate them.

                You are of course right and they are wrong but my point is not many would agree with us.

    • dkiebd
      240 dias atrás
      And it’s actually good. Immigration does not do 30 year olds any favours. It only helps businesses and pensioners.
      • rhubarbtree
        240 dias atrás
        In the west there are not enough young people to support the elderly, and immigration of young people can help to address this problem to the benefit of everyone.
        • Telemakhos
          240 dias atrás
          I see this argument fairly often, but rarely do I see the premises questioned. Why do the elderly need to be supported? Wealth is concentrated in their hands (especially in the UK), while younger generations are struggling to be able to afford housing let alone build wealth. Perhaps society should focus less on supporting the generations who have already accumulated wealth and instead focus on supporting the generations who are starting families.
          • 9dev
            240 dias atrás
            They need someone to literally care for them. In Germany for example, there are far too few people working in elderly care, and it’s a huge problem if we don’t want them to die of starvation, malnutrition or falling down the stairs with nobody to find them there.

            Even wealth can’t magically summon the humans necessary to do that kind of work, robots are no solution for the foreseeable future and I don’t think starting a family is easy if you have to take care of your parents and/or grandparents.

            • dkiebd
              240 dias atrás
              There are far too few people working in elderly care because it pays peanuts. It pays peanuts because immigration increases the supply of workers. With a limited supply of workers and increased demand as more people get older, those jobs would pay well and natives would want to do them. It’s basic economy. It works well in countries that are not a free for all regarding immigration.
              • 9dev
                240 dias atrás
                That is simply wrong. Social work has always been badly paid, exhausting, and ungrateful.

                You’re twisting the past to fit into your contrived narrative of immigrants somehow wage-dumping us, but that’s simply wrong, it’s not what has happened in the EU.

                • dkiebd
                  240 dias atrás
                  I can go with your gut feeling or I can go with what I’ve seen in the market whilst looking for a woman to take care of elders in my family. Or with what I’ve heard from people in the hospitality and agriculture sectors.

                  It’s not that natives don’t want to work, it’s that immigrants undercut everybody. Not to mention what they’ve done to the housing sector of course. It’s unlivable. We run a country, not a charity.

                  Edit since I can’t respond anymore:

                  You assume two things: that you can’t work for less than the minimum wage (you can, since most elder care work is paid under the table) and that you can have a good life with the minimum wage (you can’t, unless you are okay with truly bad living conditions).

                  And a country has to prioritise the wellbeing of the natives first. You can’t destroy the lives of the poor and the young natives just to feel better about yourself.

                  • 9dev
                    240 dias atrás
                    It’s no gut feeling. My mother was a lifelong nurse. Again, I don’t know where you live, but in most western countries there’s a minimum wage preventing people from somehow undercutting other people, that’s not happening. Wages in the care sector haven’t dropped considerably since the first major migrations to Europe happened.

                    We run a country, true; not a capitalist venture. A country is also built on ethics, and that entails adhering to basic human rights for all humans.

          • rhubarbtree
            237 dias atrás
            The elderly don’t pay much tax, and they are very expensive to the state. Younger migrants contribute more taxes to fund healthcare and social services and pensions used by the elderly.

            But yes, I agree, we need to tilt the scales back towards the young.

        • dkiebd
          240 dias atrás
          No, you mean to the benefit of pensioners.

          Plus there are enough people to care of old people. It’s just that immigrants cause such downward pressure on salaries that elder care is not a viable job sector for most.

        • Husieandr
          240 dias atrás
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      • oulipo
        240 dias atrás
        It helps everyone, migrants pay more taxes than they get out of the system in benefits. Plus they often do jobs that many people wouldn't otherwise
        • Telemakhos
          240 dias atrás
          Do migrants do jobs that native-born citizens would not under any circumstances do, or do they do jobs that native-born citizens would not do for the low wages that migrants are willing to accept?
          • 9dev
            240 dias atrás
            We’re talking about minimum wage jobs, so the low wages are capped at the bottom for everyone anyway. And yes, there’s absolutely "native born" workers that will and do work for minimum wage already.
        • Gud
          240 dias atrás
          This really depends on the quality of the migrants coming.

          The immigration policies of my home country Sweden has been detrimental for the Swedes.

          I live in Zürich and there are a lot of foreigners here. Here it’s not so clear cut if it’s for the better or for the worse.

        • Husieandr
          240 dias atrás
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        • extraisland
          240 dias atrás
          Regarding the taxation argument. That may have been true in the past (it doesn't account that many of these people stay and then will need to supported when they become elderly) but under the "Boris Wave" immigration boom that is no longer the case.

          It doesn't address the other problems such as social cohesion.

        • lurker44
          239 dias atrás
          >Plus they often do jobs that many people wouldn't otherwise

          because the wages are low, why are the wages low? because these jobs have access to an unlimited amount of strikebreakers/migrants willing to do them for those low wages, so the wage stays suppressed and low, instead of allowing market mechanics to bring those wages up

    • thierrydamiba
      240 dias atrás
      Feature or bug?
    • whatsupdog
      240 dias atrás
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    • Husieandr
      240 dias atrás
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      • bogdan
        240 dias atrás
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        • hn_throw2025
          240 dias atrás
          So the UK (pop 69M) has had net migration figures of 760K, 860K, and 430K over the last three years.

          UK finances have wafer-thin fiscal headroom. A significant chunk of monthly borrowing is spent on interest payments.

          There is no surplus for increased spending on public services. If demand keeps increasing and supply remains the same, people can feel their quality of life decreasing.

          A rapidly increasing population has a greater need for GP appointments, hospital treatment, school places, housing, food, policing, roads, electricity, water, sewage, etc. You can think of it as a meta issue that affects many of our existing capacity problems.

          So those who want to hand-wave away immigration as a right-wing dog whistle need to put a bit more thought into it.

      • derelicta
        240 dias atrás
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        • password321
          240 dias atrás
          Most of Africa which mostly hasn't been bombed by the West. Billions of charity investment.
          • defrost
            240 dias atrás
            The west and the east are still gutting African resources to this day via a bunch of carrots and sticks that rarely include direct bombing by a Western country or China.

            Plenty of western mercenary groups supporting traditional land takeover by corporations, funding radical groups to destabilize effective governments forming or growing in strength is still ongoing.

            • extraisland
              240 dias atrás
              Much of this is often hidden from the public. This argument that people should be somehow punished for actions of others that they are unaware of and have very little power over is insane IMO.
              • defrost
                240 dias atrás
                I doubt few are arguing that various Africans should be punished by losing their traditional farming land of many generations because of the iceberg lettuce consuming actions of others they are unaware of.

                None the less it continues to happen.

                • extraisland
                  240 dias atrás
                  They are not talking about the Africans. They are talking about the British.

                  Immigration has had many negative effects on social cohesion in the UK. That is just an unfortunate fact. That is obvious if you have lived in poorer areas of some the cities in the UK.

                  When this subject is normally broached on TV channels such as the BBC. The argument often put forth is that we should accept large amounts of immigration because of the the British Empire and the wars in the Middle-East. It is often framed as if we should accept it as a form of punishment.

                  • crikeykangaroo
                    239 dias atrás
                    Well, I wouldn't say punishment is exactly fair... But your government did not pay for reparations either, while at the same time, your government does hold other countries for doing so in their own wars (validly so).
                    • extraisland
                      239 dias atrás
                      > Well, I wouldn't say punishment is exactly fair

                      That is how many of the left talk about it. Some are more coy than others, but nonetheless that is the theme.

                      I certainly don't care for it and I certainly doesn't endear me to anyone making the argument.

                      > But your government did not pay for reparations either, while at the same time, your government does hold other countries for doing so in their own wars (validly so).

                      So? The vast majority of the people in country had nothing to do with those events.

                      • crikeykangaroo
                        239 dias atrás
                        Well... Too bad the government is (supposedly?) democratically elected by its people? Such actions may have consequences.
                        • extraisland
                          239 dias atrás
                          That unfortunately is a common fallacy that people engage in.

                          In the first chapter of "Anatomy of the State" this idea is utterly demolished.

                          > With the rise of democracy, the identification of the State with society has been redoubled, until it is common to hear sentiments expressed which violate virtually every tenet of reason and common sense such as, “we are the government.” The useful collective term “we” has enabled an ideological camouflage to be thrown over the reality of political life. If “we are the government,” then anything a government does to an individual is not only just and untyrannical but also “voluntary” on the part of the individual concerned. If the government has incurred a huge public debt which must be paid by taxing one group for the benefit of another, this reality of burden is obscured by saying that “we owe it to ourselves”; if the government conscripts a man, or throws him into jail for dissident opinion, then he is “doing it to himself” and, therefore, nothing untoward has occurred. Under this reasoning, any Jews murdered by the Nazi government were not murdered; instead, they must have “committed suicide,” since they were the government (which was democratically chosen), and, therefore, anything the government did to them was voluntary on their part. One would not think it necessary to belabor this point, and yet the overwhelming bulk of the people hold this fallacy to a greater or lesser degree.

                  • churchill
                    240 dias atrás
                    I hear some Brits & immigrants raise that argument and it's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Can you imagine seeing yourself as a punishment to be inflicted upon someone else?
          • crikeykangaroo
            240 dias atrás
            Apparently, they don't teach history properly in Britain as well! No wonder things aren't going so well.
          • churchill
            240 dias atrás
            Charity? I mean, it's an open secret that both sides understand that the bulk of the money sent to African countries isn't supposed to be spent on the people. It's a subsidy/bribe to their developing-world elites to keep them pliable and obedient to basically everything they're told.

            It's almost immediately laundered back into London & Paris real estate and Swiss bank accounts.

            Wait, you thought Western countries were handing out gibs/NEETbux to African countries just because they feel bad for them?

            • extraisland
              240 dias atrás
              You are right the majority of people are indeed mislead about where the money is spent.

              How are people supposed to get things right when they are constantly misled by both their governments and intuitions?

          • jaggs
            240 dias atrás
            Oh come on, Africa has been absolutely stripped of all its huge commodity, mineral and material wealth by the west for more than a century.
            • password321
              240 dias atrás
              Africa is not a unique victim. Plenty of parts of the world have had mass enslavement, wars, genocide, pillaging, colonisation and are on their way up.

              Even North Korea is more well developed despite being an isolated communist state run by a mafia.

          • rich_sasha
            240 dias atrás
            I recommend reading "the Heart of Darkness" about some pristine unbombed idyllic stretches of the Congo river. Written by a totally English person as well, Joseph Conrad.

            ...

            Actually, no, by an immigrant from Poland.

          • derelicta
            240 dias atrás
            Western politicians and their capitalist economy required colonialism and imperialism. To this day, Westerners can't stay where they are without meddling in the affairs of others, and then they complain about it. But worry not, the economic development of Africa and Asia will soon render Europe and Amerika into very isolated and uninteresting parts of the world.
            • Husieandr
              240 dias atrás
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              • derelicta
                240 dias atrás
                You tell that to the People's Republic of China, to Burkina Faso and many others. If you accepted your silly little racial capitalism wasn't completely obsolete and morally bankrupt, maybe there would be hope for you island people.
                • fentanyl_peyotl
                  239 dias atrás
                  China, known for its racial harmony and ethical business practices

                  Tbh I do think we should look to them for how they deal with the Muslims

              • churchill
                240 dias atrás
                On one hand, I can understand your frustration at demographic & social changes. Everybody would be offended at that, no matter their race/nationality. On another, I think you're channeling your angst towards the wrong direction.

                Over the past 30-80 years, Western countries collected social security contributions from workers but instead of investing/saving them, spent it all like tax. To fund pensions for that now-aged generation, you need fresh, warm bodies to pay taxes.

                Sadly, that generation (boomers) had q modest fertility rate. They also live significantly longer than when social security became a norm in the West. 20-30 years more. So you need to tax their kids aggressively for longer to fund pensions & benefits for the boomers. Oh, and since the boomers' kids are having even fewer kids, it's a vicious cycle.

                One way to remedy this is to suck in taxpayers from other countries & put them to work paying for the comfort of the boomers until they shuffle off the mortal coil.

                So, here are your options:

                1. Cut off the boomers and let them starve. But, it's untenable since their votes are a huge bloc and they'd revolt.

                2. Expel every single immigrant and tax receipts will plummet. Your indig. young people will pay even more taxes to fund the boomers, unless you revert back to No. 1. Again, not tenable unless you abolish your democracy and establish a dictatorial state.

                3. Maintain the current model and let it drag on.

                It did not have to be like this. You could have taken Singapore's path of accumulating massive reserves ($2.5 trillion for 6 million people), but you didn't. I hope you figure it out, but I don't think anything drastic will happen.

                Just like in Greece, when European lenders told them to impose austerity, leftist parties claimed they'd get into power and maintain all the benefits they'd promised the people. Fuck the globalists.

                But, they got into power and realized their finances were well and truly fucked and they had to quietly undergo restructuring despite all their huffing and puffing.

                Many immigrants commit crimes, yes, and I believe they need to be repressed. But, many others gratefully work and pay taxes. If you want to expel them, you need to be ready for the options above. Even if you are, many of your countrymen are not.

                • vladvasiliu
                  240 dias atrás
                  > So, here are your options:

                  [...]

                  2. Expel every single immigrant

                  3. Maintain the current model

                  How about another, more nuanced option: let in those immigrants who are willing to work (and, ideally, integrate), and not everybody?

                  And also, crack down on illegal employment. Maybe being an undeclared, underpaid cook in some EU restaurant is better than being bombed in Syria or shot by some random dictator's goons in Africa, but that doesn't really help the local society if it's unfair competition. If you accept people in, insist that they have papers and can afford to be regular members of society.

                  • churchill
                    240 dias atrás
                    That'd be the ideal option. So, why don't the Brits do it? Make sure every immigrant is paying into the system from the moment they step off the plane. If you're not doing that, but instead subsidizing refugees, you can't really be mad at them for accepting free stuff that you willingly give them.

                    It's a you problem.

        • Husieandr
          240 dias atrás
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          • derelicta
            240 dias atrás
            They say, without a hint of irony.
            • Husieandr
              240 dias atrás
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              • derelicta
                240 dias atrás
                I assume that means you couldn't understand the irony.

                Europeans colonised and took over most of the world. As in, they moved to places that weren't theirs and imposed their values unto others to steal as much as they could from the countries they invaded. Now they complain others are doing the same to them and whine when others are fighting back.

          • SoftMachine
            240 dias atrás
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    • rob_c
      240 dias atrás
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  • phatfish
    240 dias atrás
    It's "viral" marketing for progress-party.uk, if you play to the end there is a link to a Google doc to register your interest.

    The veiled racism and bigotry in the "sim" is cheap. The current housing situation may be made worse by migration, but the majority of it is legal so hardly the migrants fault if we are inviting them.

    So blame the government (predominantly Conservative over the last 20 years) and all the NIMBYs and hypocrites that stop anything changing in this glorious country.

    • subsistence234
      240 dias atrás
      > hardly the migrants fault

      Of course not, but it's the fault of whoever lobbied for and passed those laws.

      > we are inviting them.

      Who is this "we"? It's not the British people.

      • defrost
        240 dias atrás
        The British people, of course, includes those British Nationals with English as a first language, who served in the British armed forces in World War Two.

        The UK government, needing workers to help fill post-war labour shortages and rebuild the economy, invited many British people to come to the metropole.

        Like all those dark skinned folk of the Windrush generation, and a good number of people who came across to the UK from India and Pakistan.

        In more recent, pre-Brexit, years that invitation to fill a labour vacuum went out to fellow EU member states.

        • subsistence234
          239 dias atrás
          the majority of brits did not consent, and it's not even close.
          • defrost
            239 dias atrás
            Which group of immigrants are 'the brits' again?

            The Celts, the Saxons, the Romans, the Danes, the Normans, the French, etc?

            • subsistence234
              239 dias atrás
              Ethnic Brits are the people whose majority of ancestors two centuries ago were living on the British Isles.

              But I was talking about Brits in a wider sense -- the people with British passports and voting rights at the time when those mass migration laws were passed. Which happened against their consent.

              • defrost
                238 dias atrás
                Ethnic Brits are immigrants .. all the way down. Wave after wave of them.

                > the people whose majority of ancestors two centuries ago were living on the British Isles.

                So .. not the House of Windsor then.

                > Brits in a wider sense -- Which happened against their consent.

                Near as I understand British history not much happened with the broad consent of the masses, hence all the castles and defensive structures built to protect "rulers" from "ethnic brits".

                The people that migrated to Britain in the Windrush generation were also British citizens, if you check your history you may recall a long phase in which the then ethnic British majority (who all originated from outside of Britain having cleansed the prior group of ethnic brits) went about claiming large chunks of other peoples multi-generation lands as their own and dabbling in more than a smidgen of miscegenation.

                This is just history, beware the seeds you sow, they have a way of coming home to roost.

                • subsistence234
                  238 dias atrás
                  nobody is falling for this nonsense anymore.
      • archagon
        240 dias atrás
        > It's not the British people.

        Maybe not you, but plenty of British people support immigration. Believe it or not.

        • lurker44
          239 dias atrás
          > but plenty of British people support immigration. Believe it or not

          not many i bet

          has any government ever went to an election with the promise that they are going to increase immigration rates if they are elected, and won?

          no because its electoral suicide to do so

        • subsistence234
          239 dias atrás
          not the majority. not even close.
  • MattPalmer1086
    240 dias atrás
    I had to stop, it has some fairly nasty content in it (e.g. making jokes about LGBT people or not, taxes being spent on second generation immigrants).
    • ThrowawayTestr
      240 dias atrás
      I didn't see any jokes about lgbt people
    • pixxel
      240 dias atrás
      [dead]
    • rob_c
      240 dias atrás
      [flagged]
      • jakkos
        240 dias atrás
        27% of Brits think it's acceptable to make jokes about trans people if you aren't trans yourself: https://yougov.co.uk/topics/entertainment/trackers/do-brits-...
        • rob_c
          233 dias atrás
          If nobody can take a joke about themselves then by my standards please, leave the room by the nearest exit. You're not welcome.
        • rvz
          240 dias atrás
          The UK laughs at themselves and makes jokes about anyone and everyone for a very long time.

          So no-one is safe from being made fun of.

      • MattPalmer1086
        240 dias atrás
        I have indeed seen the rise of xenophobia and intolerance in the UK since Brexit kicked off.

        I do not find the average person holds these views. I certainly don't want to play a game that assumes I agree with them.

        • rob_c
          233 dias atrás
          > I have seen it

          Also

          > I don't believe people think that way

          ...

          You're living in a bubble

  • willprice89
    240 dias atrás
    > You get a rejection email: 'Write a rejection email. Make the message sound particularly caring and empathetic. Make no mistakes'

    That part actually made me LOL.

  • scrlk
    240 dias atrás
    This is inspired by the "Nicolas (30 ans)"/"The Social Contract" meme: https://xcancel.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1863959668357296496
  • mzhaase
    240 dias atrás
    This game is an ad for progress . At the end it has this link https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1OvkH4VxsIuG8uVN7qFbi7m_LMp_...
  • extraisland
    240 dias atrás
    Played a little. It is amusing. The ignoring emails from "Linda" about silly events in the office is a daily occurrence for me.

    I like that the site seems to use the gov.uk styling.

  • rahimnathwani
    240 dias atrás
    How can Nick's rent be £4,500?

    You can rent a nice, 2 bedroom flat with two showers+toilets, 13 mins' walk from a London Underground station in zone 3, for less than £2,000.

    Even if they don't want to share with another couple, Nick and his girlfriend should each be paying less than £1,000, no?

    • GuestFAUniverse
      240 dias atrás
      Per quarter? It's not the monthly rent.
    • wiether
      240 dias atrás
      Worse, in my first scenario, I started a £4,500 but then "girlfriend" ask to move together, so apparently Nick was living solo And once they moved together, the rent moved to £5,500
    • bogdan
      240 dias atrás
      I'm confident whoever created this has never stepped foot in London, or if they did, it was briefly.
  • BurdensomeCount
    240 dias atrás
    > New Town Blocked

    > A 50,000 home new town in Kent is blocked because they found nests full of agitated Chupacabras following the government's 'reintroduction' of the cryptid to British arable land. Your deposit requirement increases by £5000.

    This is too real...

  • AlecSchueler
    240 dias atrás
    I feel like it's more particular than 30 year old. Seems to be a white, straight male with an Anglo Saxon heritage living in England. A black lesbian living in Derry would have a vastly different experience despite being just as much "30 year old in the UK."

    This isn't a criticism just an interesting case of unconscious bias at play and how we tend to universalise our experiences.

    • _dain_
      240 dias atrás
      >Seems to be a white, straight male with an Anglo Saxon heritage living in England.

      This is in fact an extremely large, dare I say representative, demographic. Je suis Nicolas (30 ans) aussi. And his counterpart Nicola (30 ans) has similar problems herself.

      >A black lesbian living in Derry would have a vastly different experience despite being just as much "30 year old in the UK."

      By the 2021 census population pyramid, about 12,000 / 1.9M = 0.63% of the population are 30 year old women in Northern Ireland, and about 0.58% of the Northern Ireland population is black. Maybe 5% of women are lesbian? Derry's population is 85,000. So 85k * 0.63% * 0.58% * 5% = 0.15 of a person.

      >This isn't a criticism

      You are in fact criticising it by accusing the author of "unconscious bias" (and various -isms by insinuation).

      • AlecSchueler
        240 dias atrás
        > This is in fact an extremely large, dare I say representative, demographic.

        It might well be. I didn't suggest otherwise.

        > You are in fact criticising it by accusing the author of "unconscious bias"

        No, I'm not, that's why I took the time to explicitly say so. I made no "accusation," you've just taken it that way. We all have unconscious biases and we all act them out in various ways. I made absolutely no value judgement and I think I'm a healthy society we should be able to talk about these things without everything having to be taken as an accusation.

        > population pyramid

        I intentionally used an atypical demographic reality to demonstrate my point: that person is just as much "a 30 year old in the UK" as Nicolas. There are obviously many millions of other people who are not like Nicolas and it's reasonable that a conversation includes an eye to the diversity of experience around us for a host of different reasons.

        • _dain_
          240 dias atrás
          No, I don't buy this "I'm just making a neutral observation" schtick for one second. When people say "unconscious bias", they believe that the "bias" is harmful. If they didn't, why would it be so important to talk about? You are actually making a value judgement here, you just won't say so explicitly.

          >I intentionally used an atypical demographic reality to demonstrate my point: that person is just as much "a 30 year old in the UK" as Nicolas. There are obviously many millions of other people who are not like Nicolas and it's reasonable that a conversation includes an eye to the diversity of experience around us for a host of different reasons.

          The housing market in SE England sucks if you're young and work for a living; doesn't matter if gay or straight, man or woman, black or white. At any rate, I reject the notion that we can't talk about problems unless literally every last little niche demographic is affected. Not everything is about everyone. Someone must speak for Nick (30 ans).

          • AlecSchueler
            240 dias atrás
            > No, I don't buy this "I'm just making a neutral observation" schtick

            You're welcome believe what you like but I'm not sure why I should engage with you if you refuse to believe what I assert about my own position and if you insist on re-framing my words with an accusatory tone that wasn't there.

            I believe unconscious biases can and do have harmful effects yes. But everyone has them and it's common to let them influence our work. There's no shame in it and I certainly didn't make any value judgement against the author of this piece.

            > The housing market in SE England sucks if you're young and work for a living; doesn't matter if gay or straight, man or woman

            Similarly, I haven't made any statement remotely to the contrary. This is a strawman.

            > I reject the notion that we can't talk about problems unless literally every last little niche demographic is affected.

            And once again: this is not a notion that could be reasonably construed from what I said above.

            I hope you feel better after getting your emotions out but I would encourage you to re-read this thread tomorrow and ask yourself how much you were projecting and perceived qualm onto me.

            I hope you have a good night in any case. Goodbye

  • alun
    240 dias atrás
    Am I the only one who noticed the gov.uk theme? Pretty brilliant!
  • oncallthrow
    240 dias atrás
    The Nick meme is a great way of encapsulating how utterly sick of the UK young professionals are at this point.

    There is no way to win. I know many young people who are very comfortably in the top 5% of earners in the UK, paying tens of thousands of pounds of income tax per year, and are still locked into paying massive amounts of rent, because it's near-impossible to actually own a house here at this point. So quite honestly, what is the point any more? It's really no wonder UK productivity is dropping.

    It's really hard to describe how bad the general vibe is here.

    Meanwhile pensioners sit comfortably in four-bed houses in London suburbs with triple lock pensions guaranteed by the government.

    • MattPalmer1086
      240 dias atrás
      It's not a new thing. I'm genX and I lived in rental until my 40s. Was in a 1 bed flat with my wife and son until he was 4. Eventually managed to buy a small place, but even then I was lucky.

      I reject this generational war thing though. British state pensions are the worst in Europe. The triple lock doesn't make pensioners rich; it just keeps them from sliding into abject poverty.

    • gchadwick
      240 dias atrás
      > It's really hard to describe how bad the general vibe is here.

      Eh, think that depends upon your social circles, sure it's not perfect but the vibes just fine from my perspective. There seems to be a massive swelling of online opinion that everything's terrible and everyone's deeply unmotivated which certainly doesn't match lived reality for me

  • PickledJesus
    240 dias atrás
    As someone sympathetic to this, throwing in the culture war stuff (make jokes about LGBT etc) is a massive own goal and makes it so easy for people to discredit. This could have far more cross-party support but it's just going to amuse the people who already agreed with it and make everyone else think it's the alt-right letting the mask slip..
    • MattPalmer1086
      240 dias atrás
      It's clearly an alt right thing trying to leverage a genuine social problem (housing) and blame it on "the other".
    • pixxel
      240 dias atrás
      [dead]
  • jacobp100
    240 dias atrás
    The festival part is wrong - you can earn £1,000 from self employment without paying tax on it
  • p3rls
    240 dias atrás
    Feel free to add my experience

    > Escape from system (fire protection trades)

    > Build popular web platform for Korean pop music

    > Google redirects all korean queries to indian seo scammers for three years (eg, google "BTS" or "BLACKPINK" and count the indian URLs)

  • admiralrohan
    240 dias atrás
    Sorry don't understand anything. Just randomly clicking. Need more context on why you did this and how this works. And how much agency do I have.
    • ajb257
      240 dias atrás
      I think that's the point. You don't have any agency. There's no way to win.
    • scotty79
      240 dias atrás
      About as much agency as in real life. That's the point of the game.
  • wildrice
    240 dias atrás
    How many liters of water does loading this webpage use?
    • varispeed
      240 dias atrás
      Just delete your old emails to balance it off.
      • rob_c
        240 dias atrás
        Tried that but it's still not raining
    • reynard_le_faux
      240 dias atrás
      Do you mean nick sim or HN?
  • rojeee
    240 dias atrás
    Nick should leave London and go live in the countryside - that’s the only place where traditional British values are alive and well.
  • globular-toast
    240 dias atrás
    Where is 100k for a house deposit coming from?! Don't most people start with a way smaller deposit? Like 5% is common these days. Yes you'll pay an enormous amount of interest. You pay rent to the owning class one way or another.
    • rob_c
      240 dias atrás
      Probably to demonstrate that to ever actually be financially secure you should be paying off a significant part of your mortgage and not wage slave until retirement to only own 80% of the property due to inflation and rising costs.

      If you're buying into the 5% you're probably so fiscally irresponsible that nothing good will come off it. The new builds aren't all magically appreciating in value by 20% every year. And if they did the better house you'd want to move into has almost certainly gone up by 30% or more.

    • subsistence234
      240 dias atrás
      > Don't most people start with a way smaller deposit? Like 5% is common these days.

      5% down is insane. predatory lending IMHO.

      • globular-toast
        238 dias atrás
        Not really. It's secured against the house so worst case is the lender repossesses. Either way, unless you have money you will be paying rent to the people who do, either via rent or interest payments. Yeah, I don't like it either, but that's the game.

        The OP makes it seem like renting and saving huge piles of cash is the only way. It's not. You can buy and save into your house instead. As long as interest plus maintenance etc is the same as what you would have paid in rent, you'll probably end up better off if house ownership is your goal.

        • subsistence234
          238 dias atrás
          With only 5% down there is no safety buffer. Lenders and insurers will take advantage of your precarious situation.
  • Roark66
    240 dias atrás
    C'mon... 3 years have passed and only two job offers applied for? What is Nic's degree in? Babylonian history? When I was in this position I applied to 20 ads per month. In addition to applying I had alerts on my phone, if a job ad dropped that matched my cv well I'd call the recruiter within 5 minutes of posting. I scored two great jobs this way. But this was in IT... I hear every other industry is much, much harder
  • nialv7
    240 dias atrás
    It's created by Progress, which IIUC is a movement under the Labour party?

    I mean, you are literally in power, you can just change it. What's the point of this?

  • thrance
    240 dias atrás
    > "It's Celebrate Hijab Week".

    Oh. Just more conservative self-victimization about made up issues. Truly pathetic.

  • Mk2000
    240 dias atrás
    [flagged]
  • crikeykangaroo
    240 dias atrás
    [flagged]
    • rhubarbtree
      240 dias atrás
      Partially true, but being the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution was also a major factor.
    • rob_c
      240 dias atrás
      No. Honestly when you have police arresting pensioners for peaceful protest and a govt which is breaking every election promise and triggering 2 calls to hear for a new election (within 12 months of coming into power). Not too mention the population changes that have happened over the last 20 or so years. Knife crime and acid attacks on the rise, social cohesion at an all time low and a standing populace who are struggling to support a national debt over 90% of GDP. Britain is not "safe" and still continue to be getting worse.

      But now I'll ask you if he's not the majority why are you attacking a minority? Do you have something against ethnically English, Scottish or Welsh people?

      • crikeykangaroo
        240 dias atrás
        The UK has been (and currently still is) creating havoc across the world. Sorry - I am a bit less sensitive for Nick's "troubles".
  • wosined
    240 dias atrás
    [flagged]
  • rvz
    240 dias atrás
    The UK needs this...for its own embarrassment as the world laughs at them becoming irrelevant as a serious country that is in decline.
  • deadbabe
    240 dias atrás
    Every time I feel bad about living in the US, I just think it could be worse: I could be living in the UK.

    Hang in there UK.